you better shut the fuck up before I open a nature valley bar on your bed.

how do y’all have drama on HERE? just reblog a pair of tiddies or a highland cow and chill the fuck out

On it boss

Scrolled through the reblogs but didn't see anyone combine it yet...

I should have known that my comment would somehow turn to monster fucking and yet still I sit here, surprised,

Robert Clear - The Belvedere Torso (2019) Colored pencil on paper

isn’t it weird how toxic masculinity is still a thing when the aragorn/boromir forehead kiss should have obliterated it back in 2001

y’know i bet after a while prometheus kinda liked it when he had his liver pecked out and eaten. faggot.

it’s time for bill and ted’s homosexual adventure to begin, if you even care

BONUS: tell me what you study/studied :)

NOTE: unfortunately i have a feeling this is probably very us-centric because i've heard from a few international students i've taught and met over the years that their countries use other citation styles. so, if you're from another country that uses other types of citations, please say so in the tags and tell me about them/which one is your favourite! i'm a writing tutor and former history instructor and i love learning about stuff like this!

hello. Hello. can anyone else hear me. HELP?

comics have being going downhill ever since someone in the late 2000s decided that characters should stop being bitches and obnoxious assholes. peter parker is a nice guy. kate bishop is quirky. modern amadeus cho probably wouldn't even tell reed richards to kill himself. where is the bitchery? the cuntism? these days all we have is scott summers

here’s a cool idea for the new year: hedonism is healthy. 

pleasure is good for you. fun is good for you. humans aren’t supposed to spend their lives in constant struggle. we have souls, for fuck’s sake, we know we’re going to die! we shouldn’t be putting pleasure on hold until we’ve ‘earned’ it. we should enjoy ourselves as much as possible and as often as possible. how can we save anyone by entrenching ourselves in suffering? how can we hope to be strong and kind as we starve ourselves of beauty? if the world is going to burn then i want marshmallows. 

hedonism is healthy. 

- Epicurus

i’m literally him